Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...