You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...