Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...