You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...