Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
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10 Way to know if you have PMS
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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Idiot Sightings!
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Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...