Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...