Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...