Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?