Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...