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Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Stupid attorneys
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Moon Mission
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Ponder these!
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