What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”