Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...