Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream