No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!