If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!