A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!