A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!