Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...