Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...