A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...