Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...