A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.