Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
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His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
More Pick Up Lines
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The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
If you cloned Henry IV…
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Did you ever wonder?
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