Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...