The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...