A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...