Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...