Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...