Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...