Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...