A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...