What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!