La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...