Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...