mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...