A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...