Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...