7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...