Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...