Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!