Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...