A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...