Did you pay taxes?
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What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Emacs acronyms
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Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...