The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Alice is in UNIX land
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Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
More Pick Up Lines
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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!