What is a blondes way of safe sex?
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Morse toad!
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
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Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
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Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...