Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...