Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...