The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...