New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...