Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...